sorry.

too drunk.

Spring break time?

I guess its that time when we are on spring break.

I guess its that time when we are on a blog break.

so dome check yourself.

And come back next week.

...unless madison has anything to add?

Water is worth more than you...

What cam first? The Chicken or the egg? Because in David Cross's case, it was Mr. Bob Show before Tobias of Arrested Development. People forget that. They also think that is only reason he is famous. Have you ever heard of 'Small Soliders' with Phil Hartman? People might begin to think Madison has more imdb credits then David Cross.

David Cross > Madison > Madison's Dog.

Two things:
1) Go to apple.com/trailers, and look up 'Eagle vs. Shark' it looks brilliant. Maybe this is because the lead actor Jermaine, is in the second best stand up comedy singing groups ever: Flights Of The Conchords.

2) I was recently given the link to an amazing experimental short film by Todd Haynes called "Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story". It was extremely amazing, especially for when it was made. So if you have an extra 43 minutes laying around watch this, because it is worth your while:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=622130510713940545

Sleep time. Have fun docking all you non-exsistent readers.
))<>((

and another.

nuff said.

thank you mat

for sending me the most incredible video i have ever seen.



and then i found this.



and then i realised i spend entirely too much time on youtube.


moving on....





my dog is the cutest thing to ever grace the face of this planet.

Zero > everything, especially austin r hartman.

i found...

....austin on a dating site, going by the name of louis.....



oh. and i opted for the arm extensions.

they'll come in much more handy...haha. puns.

Bear Cats > Racoons.

I believe the official, not necessarily the scientific, name of Racoons should be changed to Bear-cat. While I beileve racoons are not on the family tree of either cats or bears, but I do believe racoons would/are the product of a cat having sex with a bear.

Part 2: Kevin Barnes of 'OF MONTREAL' recently started a solo acoustic show of Of Montreal stuff, and covers. And its pretty amazing. He started in Dallas texas in February. So here it is, the entire live show of kevin Barnes:

intro
Chrissie Kiss The Corpse
Climb The Ladder
Du Og Meg
Green Typewriter Suite (Olivia Tremor Control)
Harvest Moon (Neil Young)
Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse
I Will (The Beatles)
Requiem For O.M.M.2
Something To Be Laughed At
Suffer For Fashion

I don't think robots have genitalia.

So there is this band. Hardy Harr. They are friends with my friend Ben. They played in Santa Cruz. They stayed at Ben's house.

Long story short. They are awesome people. Awesome musicians. And as Caitlin (of LRMD) would say they are 'cuteness'. So give these guys a shot.

And to make my point. I don't think robots have genitalia. And on the isle of Jurassic Park, all the dino's are female.

Food And Pussy

Myspace

hahahaha

patrick swayze's nipples!

No Passport. No travel.

I've recently been seeing the name Greenlandic Blaque a lot lately. This is maybe because they are my myspace friend and they post bulletins. But this band is pretty darn fresh. So before you sit down to watch ROAD HOUSE or GHOST you should take a listen to this band. And if for some reason I am way behind on being cool, and you've know about these guys for EVER, tell me and i will either stop posting music, or make a mean joke about you.

GREENLANDIC BLAQUE:
And I Regret Nothing. Except My Hair.
Destination Moon
Scared To Death
Watch Out Birds

I hate ugg boots.

But I thought this was funny.


Also. If you could get hair extensions or arm extensions, which would you get?

Please direct your answers to madison. She cannot decide.

Making movies and taking naps to good music.

I was filming today. Thank you Dean, Peter, and Ella.

But has been stuck in my head all day. Best.

EUROMOTION.
look and listen here?
Songs:
Dance Move Burgler
Don't Tell Me Your Name

Hartman > Fisk. timesinfinity.

in case all of our millions of readers were wondering.....

austin -- [adjective]: Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

madison -- [noun]: A person who falls into an outhouse and dies 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

oh yeah....

.....and i can smell you from here austin.

covered in monkeys.

ooo someone was drunk when they posted that....



but i must agree with you, hedwig is a winner.


everyone should also see "miss castaway and the island girls". i must say, Micheal Jackson gives a stellar performance as Agent M.J.

no but really, you should listen to Captain Ahab. I just recently found one of my old cd's of theirs and smiled when i popped it in the cd player and the song "i wish i had a dick so i could cock slap some bitch" came on.
but seriously, theyre pretty incredible.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2694566

All The Poop In China...

...Cannot amount to the bad taste of movies Ms. Fisk beholds. She may bludgeon my looks, but after tonight I was reminded how amazing 'HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH' was. And post that how amazing Shortbus was. So regardless of how drunk you became today on St. Patty's day, remember there are still good movies out there.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0593463/

yeah.

look at these old phots of Austin i just found....those were truley his better days.

Phantom Polaroid #1

This is from Porter A3 North.

you want a better music blog?

go here.
its much better, funnier, more witty, and better taste in music...
'Less Rock, More Dock'
www.lrmd.blogspot.com

Funny comic.

If you like star wars you should like this. I can only hope that one day I can be put into this situation so I can have this response.

I am the Phantom Polaroid

Hello.
This is where you can look at what I think about movies, short films, music, while also giving you life lessons. BUT, most importantly, to see if you are in a polaroid that I 'find'. You might even get a prize?

-PP