same game new name...

I gunna take a breather from this wonderful blog and move on over to a new blog with my main man, mash-up droppin, rad as shit, Derek.

Its called SEX IN THE BREAK ROOM

and you can find it at

sexbreak.blogspot.com

<3

5lbs. of ants...

"5-lbs of Ants" is a new horror movie coming from the creative minds of Dean Snodgrass (LRMD) and Austin Hartman (me) and some creative help and revising from Caitlin Hannah (LRMD). It's going to be amazing, and scary. Its about 5-lbs. of ants and them getting dumped on people and going places and killing them. How do they kill them?..they are ants. They ants collectively....WAIT A SEC. T-M-I. you just gotta check it out.

So, aside from that non-sense I am here to talk to you about the new Blonde Redhead cd: 23. My first interaction with the cd was with the bonus song (on 7") they give you when you buy the cd. It is by far the newest sounding thing on the cd in comparison to previous albums. The song is called 'Signs Along The Path', and that song is a must listen to. As for the rest of the cd, here are my thoughts: I am a huge fan of MISERY IS A BUTTERFLY and to me this cd was not really on par with it, but it was definitely good to listen to. As for creativity in connection to previous albums, it sounded like a collective of all the albums. I would say this music is good for reading or doing something mellow at a cafe or in your room or in your car or at your friends house or at the store or at the lobby of the del mar theater or at a restaurant or on the moon or or or or or or...

23
Signs Along The Path
23
Dr Strangeluv
Heroine

p.s. I would love to get feedback. I don't know if we have any readers and everyone talks about these comments they get and I get none. Mom I know you read this so don't feel pressured to comments...But, where you at foolz?

also any recommendations and changes you would like to see here at phantom polaroid? aside form maybe asking Madison to actually post every once and awhile.

p.p.s The Real People are really coming next post.

<3

Busted...

So I've been spoted. While its been a LONG time since I've been a polaroid phantom. I (we) at Phantom Polaroid now stand for something different, cooler, and not as thievish. We like good music, good (and/or funny) videos, and are hilarious and damn good writers.

In others news.

This is my friend Peter Wallner. This is his new band: NEW BENGAL SPICE. Its just him, he writes all the music, and its rad. He is also in Sheena and Stegosaurus Scuba-Diver. You can also check them out. But I won't post about them.

Tracks:
1) sleeps
2) time travel turbulence
3) United No. 1

Space:
www.myspace.com/99peters

next post: "The Real People: Or how I blogged about them to say I did before they drop it"

cheers.

Faux News

So I got this friend Joe. He is REALLY funny. Funnier then a 17lbs. rabbit that probably doesn't exist. But his show does.

Its called Fair and Balanced and is a Faux News show that is hilarious, political, and smart. Better then some fake reality tv show about kitten calenders. LAME.

SO...you should check out his new epi (#19) and send them feedback. They would really apreciate the comments and support. Keep it real.

http://www.myspace.com/Fair_and_balanced

cheers.

100 reasons Phantom Polaroid is better then you...

Bring the lid down on your dome. This weekend, regarldess how much I didn't sleep, was amazing.
1) Met and HUNG OUT with Paul Reubens and Thomas Jane on thursday night.
2) Got life advice from none other then Henry Rollins.
3) Drank...like a rockstar.

No music in this post. Just bragging. Keep checkin in.

its been a while....

....sorry folks, i was totally MIA for a while. BUT NOW I HAVE RETURNED.
anyway.
my sister just played me this band that i thoroughly enjoy. The Bird and the Bee.
they sound very imogen-esque and make me smile.



o. and my dog isnt cute anymore...she shits on my bed.
so yeah....gotta fix that.

what else is new...........pretty much nothing. yay life.

I eat bread.

This is Bryn Phillips. Rad dude. And his coolness didn't get his picture up here, trust me, it was I liked this picture.

But I am back with more songs from a band I have come to love, a lot.

GREENLANDIC BLAQUE.

they just released a few more songs before going into the studio this week. Amazing shit, and I encourage you to check 'em out...again.

***
Films You Made
Dear, Theo, With A Hand Shake, Yours
Window Kid White Key

space

A happy birthday to Derek...

From Phantom Polaroid to Derek (of Dodge Attack).

cheers. get drunk, and be merry.


*note, lrmd did not wish you a happy birthday.

My other blog is a kubota.

Hello, meet what a Kubota really is. This is happening because on the way back from seeing Disturbia (which I cannot talk about because Dean Snodgrass of LRMD called blog dibbs) a man had on his car plates had this: My Other Car Is A Kubota. And it was funnier when I didn't know what a Kubota was. Boring.

In other words, while not talking about the awesomeness of the bad film 'Disturbia', I will mention the amazing excution of this, that was taken about by the director and producers of this film:


Its a BUGS knocks LIFE, for us. (insert sad face for bad joke).

dont forget to download DOCK JAMS '07 as seen below.

Dock Jams (master mix volume no. 1)

Yes. Many have heard you speak of my refound excitment and appreciation to ESPN's early to mid 1990's attempt and pumping up the jams with their multi volume cd: JOCK JAMS. Its an amazing colleciton of songs ment to 'pump you up' as you are working out before the big game. Now it is nostalgic and funny and good to ride a bike to and have hell dance parties.

So loose your dome piece to this, my personal selection of the 90+ songs released of their four volumes.

AUSTIN'S DOCK JAMS (master mix volume no.1)
volume 1:
Lets Get Ready To Rumble
2 Unlimited - Get Ready 4 This
Tag Team - Whoomp! (there it is)
69 Boys - Tootsie Roll
C & C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat
Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam
Rob Base - It Takes Two

volume 2:
2 Unlimited - No Limit
Coolio - 1,2,3,4
The Out There Brothers - Boom Boom Boom
Dis N' Dat - Party
Los Del Mar - Macarena
The Bucketheads - The Bomb

volume 3:
Freaky Nasty - Da Dip
Livin' Joy - Don't Stop Moving

volume 4:
Quad City Djs - Space Jam
Hypertrophy - Beautiful Day
2 Unlimitied - Unlimited MEGA Jam
3rd Party - Can You Feel It!
Amber - One More Night

So now that you have the best mix of music ever....go ride a bike, so walk somewhere, get drunk at a party and dance, have sex...it don't matter. JUST ENJOY THE DOCK JAMS (vol. no. 1) 2007.

More volumes of Dock Jams will come at a latter time, but enjoy this for now. Download what you want, but they are all amazing.

Klingon > Elvish

Its been awhile since my last post...but I've been busy. Getting older is not easy. Thank you to everyone who remembered to think of me. And those awesome friends who gave me presents.

But what else is knew: On Thursday night I played a show with my new-new band Super-Sect. This was an amazing amount of fun regardless of how bad we sounded. But what the point is: The band who played before was 'The Show Is The Rainbow'. It's one heacy set bearded Nebraskin. He blew my mind from my dome piece. I was drunk, I bought a shirt, and then downloaded his music.

Now I bring it to you.

So drop your domes on this.
THE SHOW IS THE RAINBOW myspace

Do The Skinny
Gothic Cajun

Next post: The 'Getting To Know Your Blogger (4 part series)'

dooooome.

like wierd art?

then come to the Calarts BFA1 fine art foundation show MAY 3rd from 8-12.
my work will be up along with my peers. live performances earlier in the night. free booze and snackages.


things you need to know to get onto the campus that night:
my name: Madison Fisk
or
the show title" I heart u ur gr8
or
print out the poster(above) and use it as a ticket.

this is usually a big show and should be really really REALLLLY awesomely fun.
so put on your party hat and get ready to be entertained.

happy birthday to austin!!!!!!

yes folks. its that wonderful day that only rolls around once a year. the wait is over, its time to have some fun.

p.s. austin really likes cake.

and cock.

Its my birthday...

April 10th in History
1790: US Patent system established
1841: The New York Tribune published for the very first time
1849: Safety pin patented in the United States
1912: The liner 'Titanic' leaves Southampton on its first (and only) voyage
1960: Civil Rights Bill passed in the American Senate
1972: An agreement banning the use of biological weapons is signed by 46 countries
1989: Intel corp announces shipment of "fast" 80486 chip


April 10th birthdays
1829: William Booth, Foudner of the Salvation Army
1847: Joseph Pulitzer, American newspaper owner
1929: Max Von Sydow, Swedish born actor
1932: Omar Sharif, Egyptian born actor
1941: Paul Theroux, American writer
1951: Steven Segal, prize fighter and actor. over all bad ass
1988: Haley Joel Osment, seeer of dead people & will never grow up actor

AND

I was born.

Flosstradamus - Helicopter (bloc party)

Less Rock More Dock = cheaters.

They copy our posts.

BLOG WAR!

In that case, here is some music of the occasion:

Indiana Jones: Raider's March
Star Wars: Anakin vs. Obi-wan
Harry Potter: The Dark Mark

bitches wanna step.

hahahahaha

i want it.

yeah, thats it.



o. and this.

i gave myself a tattoo today...

And I'm back from spring break. Short but sweet. I visited Dean (of LRMD) up in MARIN "THE CUTTY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD". He took me to all the sweet spots. It was nice. And then I did nothing for a week (unlike Madison who was jet setting around the country and was on the east coast, in NY, probably doing a lot of kick ass drugs and having crazy awesome sex).

What-eves. I don't care because I was rocking out to the new 45 min Flosstradamus track(s) that they released at SXSW for vice records. And normally I would post the song, but because the hosting site I use says it is too big I will give you this:
Vice Records... Mixed by Flosstradamus


So eat it up bitches. Throw this on your mp3 player and ride a bike.

more to come...

its a new week...

how was your spring break everyone?

mine was WEIRD.

i went to new york. and saw people. and took the subway. and saw dinosaurs at the natural history museum. and sat in central park. and went to lots of bars. and spooned with my bestests.

and then. someone told me things that made my brain go OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW. so now i have to think a lot....and i hate doing that.

anyway.....listen to Devendra Banhart. he makes me happy. i sorta wanna marry him because hes reaaaallllyyy pretty and has the most fun voice ever.


http://www.myspace.com/devendrabanhart

also. i watched Happy Feet over break...the baby penguins are the cutest things in the world and i want one....i want the one that raps. then when it grows up and gets ugly i'll feed it to a leopard seal.
word.


anyway. i have to go design some weanie babies...i'll tell you more about my new creations later.

HAVE A GOOD DAY OR WHATEVER.

sorry.

too drunk.

Spring break time?

I guess its that time when we are on spring break.

I guess its that time when we are on a blog break.

so dome check yourself.

And come back next week.

...unless madison has anything to add?

Water is worth more than you...

What cam first? The Chicken or the egg? Because in David Cross's case, it was Mr. Bob Show before Tobias of Arrested Development. People forget that. They also think that is only reason he is famous. Have you ever heard of 'Small Soliders' with Phil Hartman? People might begin to think Madison has more imdb credits then David Cross.

David Cross > Madison > Madison's Dog.

Two things:
1) Go to apple.com/trailers, and look up 'Eagle vs. Shark' it looks brilliant. Maybe this is because the lead actor Jermaine, is in the second best stand up comedy singing groups ever: Flights Of The Conchords.

2) I was recently given the link to an amazing experimental short film by Todd Haynes called "Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story". It was extremely amazing, especially for when it was made. So if you have an extra 43 minutes laying around watch this, because it is worth your while:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=622130510713940545

Sleep time. Have fun docking all you non-exsistent readers.
))<>((

and another.

nuff said.

thank you mat

for sending me the most incredible video i have ever seen.



and then i found this.



and then i realised i spend entirely too much time on youtube.


moving on....





my dog is the cutest thing to ever grace the face of this planet.

Zero > everything, especially austin r hartman.

i found...

....austin on a dating site, going by the name of louis.....



oh. and i opted for the arm extensions.

they'll come in much more handy...haha. puns.

Bear Cats > Racoons.

I believe the official, not necessarily the scientific, name of Racoons should be changed to Bear-cat. While I beileve racoons are not on the family tree of either cats or bears, but I do believe racoons would/are the product of a cat having sex with a bear.

Part 2: Kevin Barnes of 'OF MONTREAL' recently started a solo acoustic show of Of Montreal stuff, and covers. And its pretty amazing. He started in Dallas texas in February. So here it is, the entire live show of kevin Barnes:

intro
Chrissie Kiss The Corpse
Climb The Ladder
Du Og Meg
Green Typewriter Suite (Olivia Tremor Control)
Harvest Moon (Neil Young)
Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse
I Will (The Beatles)
Requiem For O.M.M.2
Something To Be Laughed At
Suffer For Fashion

I don't think robots have genitalia.

So there is this band. Hardy Harr. They are friends with my friend Ben. They played in Santa Cruz. They stayed at Ben's house.

Long story short. They are awesome people. Awesome musicians. And as Caitlin (of LRMD) would say they are 'cuteness'. So give these guys a shot.

And to make my point. I don't think robots have genitalia. And on the isle of Jurassic Park, all the dino's are female.

Food And Pussy

Myspace

hahahaha

patrick swayze's nipples!

No Passport. No travel.

I've recently been seeing the name Greenlandic Blaque a lot lately. This is maybe because they are my myspace friend and they post bulletins. But this band is pretty darn fresh. So before you sit down to watch ROAD HOUSE or GHOST you should take a listen to this band. And if for some reason I am way behind on being cool, and you've know about these guys for EVER, tell me and i will either stop posting music, or make a mean joke about you.

GREENLANDIC BLAQUE:
And I Regret Nothing. Except My Hair.
Destination Moon
Scared To Death
Watch Out Birds

I hate ugg boots.

But I thought this was funny.


Also. If you could get hair extensions or arm extensions, which would you get?

Please direct your answers to madison. She cannot decide.

Making movies and taking naps to good music.

I was filming today. Thank you Dean, Peter, and Ella.

But has been stuck in my head all day. Best.

EUROMOTION.
look and listen here?
Songs:
Dance Move Burgler
Don't Tell Me Your Name

Hartman > Fisk. timesinfinity.

in case all of our millions of readers were wondering.....

austin -- [adjective]: Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

madison -- [noun]: A person who falls into an outhouse and dies 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

oh yeah....

.....and i can smell you from here austin.

covered in monkeys.

ooo someone was drunk when they posted that....



but i must agree with you, hedwig is a winner.


everyone should also see "miss castaway and the island girls". i must say, Micheal Jackson gives a stellar performance as Agent M.J.

no but really, you should listen to Captain Ahab. I just recently found one of my old cd's of theirs and smiled when i popped it in the cd player and the song "i wish i had a dick so i could cock slap some bitch" came on.
but seriously, theyre pretty incredible.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2694566

All The Poop In China...

...Cannot amount to the bad taste of movies Ms. Fisk beholds. She may bludgeon my looks, but after tonight I was reminded how amazing 'HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH' was. And post that how amazing Shortbus was. So regardless of how drunk you became today on St. Patty's day, remember there are still good movies out there.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0593463/

yeah.

look at these old phots of Austin i just found....those were truley his better days.

Phantom Polaroid #1

This is from Porter A3 North.

you want a better music blog?

go here.
its much better, funnier, more witty, and better taste in music...
'Less Rock, More Dock'
www.lrmd.blogspot.com

Funny comic.

If you like star wars you should like this. I can only hope that one day I can be put into this situation so I can have this response.

I am the Phantom Polaroid

Hello.
This is where you can look at what I think about movies, short films, music, while also giving you life lessons. BUT, most importantly, to see if you are in a polaroid that I 'find'. You might even get a prize?

-PP